Keep calm and give a bitchface.

Hello

• Beatles fans: goodbye
• Doors fans: I love you, wont you tell me your name
• Pink Floyd fans: is there anybody in there
• Lionel Richie fans: is it me you're looking for?
• Led Zeppelin fans: BABE BABE BABE BABE
• Nirvana fans: hello,hello..how low...
• Foo Fighters fans: I've waited here for you, everlong
• Red Hot Chili Peppers fans: Ding dong dang
• Simon & Garfunkel fans: Darkness, my old friend
• Neil Diamond fans: my friend, hello